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M$ patents the smiley face : ) (TM)

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/business/legal/0,39020651,39210396,00.htm

I think Apple will have a hard time with this patent because of its general nature.

http://home.att.net/~jbcole/humor/Microsoft_patents.htm

How are concepts being patented? This is so wrong. Aren't patents supposed to cover real items with at least working prototypes? What would Einstein do?

Einstein would shut up and take his money. Besides, he's concerned with his crackpot theories.

This is a precident for my hyperdrive concept I've submitted...as well as my perpetual motion device.

Long live the patent pending.

What would Einstein do? Roll over in his grave for one!

We just have to have playful fun and get the word out

http://homepage.mac.com/hogfish/.Pictures/InDesignScreenSnapz002.jpg

I have patented the idea of having a website that collects and displays all daily news relating to the Mac. It is patented under number 123994-405334-9001, titled "MacDailyNews".

Dear PissedOFF!,
Please give up on the poor attempts of satirical humor as displayed at your website link and your pitiful tries to do effective graphic design.

Do not involve M$ in everything, more or less, anti Apple Macintosh, competition is healthy and Apple is my choice but not a Saint...

Thelma... are you pissed off?

very good article pissed off.

apple patenting a menu is retarded.

It's like someone patenting the flowchart.

Microsoft must feed & clothe a large bevy of patent lawyers every week.

MEMO:
FROM: Mr. Gates, et al
TO: Patent Lawyers on staff
RE: Apple New Products

It has come to our attention that Apple has recently introduced a pointing device called the "Mighty Mouse". Please take the following steps regarding this:

1) Analyze this device (purchasing one if necessary) and make sure we don't have any trademarks, patents, or other similar IP that we can claim against this device.

2) Break it down for usable new concepts that we may file patents for. Be sure to list one of our R&D people as the developer of the concept.

If other new products are available from Apple not mentioned in this memo, please repeat the same process.


These guys must be busy!

It's paranoia like this that gives us Mac "zealots" a bad name. Over on Slashdot, it's been pointed out that:

1) The researcher, not Microsoft, is applying for the patent.
2) He hasn't got a patent either.

The things that make an iPod an iPod, most importantly the click wheel and the iTunes interface are well protected. This will in no way allow Creative to come out with a perfect rip-off.

Lord Robin,

First off, it isn't paranoia, it's humor. Secondly, as with much humor, it's funny because there's a grain (or more) of truth in it. To wit:

1) He works for Microsoft. You don't think he got any encouragement from them to file this?

2) I didn't say he did have a patent.

3) You didn't have a point three, but I refer you to the link above demonstrating that Microsoft will try to patent something as ridiculous as "a system for converting alphanumeric characters into emoticon graphics and decoding them again" or whatever it is. This seems to clearly (and I'm not being paranoid about it) show Microsoft's obsession with trying to control all forms of electronic communication. (As if their dogged pursuit of browser ubiquity at any cost against Netscape wasn't enough evidence of that..)

Besides, if they're really out to get you, you aren't paranoid.

(TM)

Thelma,

Could you tell me where Batan Rouge is? It sounds real nice. Maybe you should visit my home town of Baton Rouge, LA. sometime.